Friday 5 - pickup lines

  1. What's your sign?
    Stop.  What's yours?
  2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
    3AM is the morning.  And, yes, I am.
  3. Where have you been all my life?
    Standing next to you, baby.  The fact that you haven't seen me leads me to believe you're blind and stupid.
  4. Do you have a bf/gf, wife or husband?
    Yep.  All of the above.  Why?  Do you want to fuck them too?
  5. Show us something cheesy.
    Discoman3
    Discoman3


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