This defines pathetic
I have a friend who last week told the guy she was "seeing" (conventional term for an unconventional relationship, but whatever) that she didn't want to be with him anymore. And he agreed. Actually, it was his idea and since she knew it was over anyway, she was fine with it.
So now that she's holding him to the bargain, he's freaking out and wants back. Even offered to clean up dog shit during a dog walk if she would have sex with him again.