a whole life of crime avoided all due to underwear issues

Friday 5 - pickup lines

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:13:10 -0400

What's your sign?
Stop. What's yours?
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3AM is the morning. And, yes, I am.
Where have you been all my life?
Standing next to you, baby. The fact that you haven't seen me leads me to believe you're blind and stupid.
Do you have a bf/gf, wife or husband?
Yep. All of the above. Why? Do you want to fuck them too?
Show us something cheesy.

Discoman3

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:08:27 -0400

What types of physical activity do you get on a daily basis?
Besides sex? I walk the dogs most days, spend my days in a building as long as a football field where my desk is at one end and the loo is at the other; I used to bicycle fairly frequently (though not recently), and I get out on my rollerblades occasionally.
Do you take any kind of vitamin supplement?
Occasionally a multi, often a cranberry pill, occasionally a C and an E.
What is your favorite healthy snack?
I have no idea.
What is the one food you feel guilty eating?
I don't. There's little I feel guilty about in my life at all. Why would I feel guilty about food?
Show us something taken care of.
Can't. He's swimmin wit da fishes.

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:23:33 -0400

When grilling, what type of grill do you prefer? Gas, charcoal, etc...
Does it cook my food? Then I don't care. But I do own one of the little Weber Smokey Joe grills that uses charcoal.
Are you planing any vacations this summer?
Went to London for a weekend. Going to Phila in September. Nothing more than that.
Do you tan or burn?
Burn, then tan and freckle.
What's your favorite summer pastime?
Up north, beach or riding my bicycle. Down here in FL, anything indoors. Though I still ride my bicycle and skate.
Show us a beach.

Beach1

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:59:49 -0400

What's something you have a lot of?
Well, as someone who just purged a lot of the stuff I had, I wouldn't say, by US standards, that I have a lot of anything. By world standards, I have a lot of everything.
What's something you need more of?
time. always time.
How do you feel about shopping?
I enjoy it quite a bit.
Have you ever won anything?
money in a casino, occasional door prizes
Show us something you bought recently.

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Wed, 23 May 2007 16:35:13 -0400

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What is this an interview? I have no idea. Hopefully divorced at the very least.
What are some goals you set for yourself?
I don't have long term goals. Keeping a roof over my head, divorcing my husband, selling the house. Other than that? Nope.
Do you lean better by hands on, or from books?
Depends on what I'm learning. I'm actually an auditory learner, so I need to hear it and then speak it to learn it best. It's why I enjoy teaching so much.
What do you wish you could do better at?
Writing. Drawing. Listening to my inner censor.
Show us something done.

Surgery

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Thu, 10 May 2007 22:23:46 -0400

Because I'm in presentations all day tomorrow, here's this week's Friday 5:

How many times have you moved in your lifetime?
12. Different metropolitan areas? 3
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you go?
I have no idea. It depends on so many things.
Do you own or rent your home?
Both. I own the house my not-soon-enough-ex lives in but rent the home I live in. The one I own is for sale if anyone's interested.
What is the furthest distance you have moved?
1st huge move: Philadelphia to Seattle (approx distance 2900 miles)
2nd huge move: Seattle to Clearwater (approx distance 3200 miles)
Show us something around your house.

Peanut

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Sat, 05 May 2007 12:06:49 -0400

When you need to be somewhere, do you tend to be late, early, or right on time?
Generally on time, sometimes 5-10 minutes late
Have you ever been pulled over, or gotten trouble because you were in a hurry?
The first ticket I was unable to talk my way out of was because I was rushing from class to the voting booth to vote. Class got out at 7:10 and the polls closed at 8. School was 45 minutes away, so I was flying. Needless to say, I didn't get to vote.
What was one of the reasons you left a previous job?
I disliked the person who I was working for (actually left a couple jobs because of this).
How long does it take for you to get ready to go?
Depends where I'm going and what I have to do. But I can be into the shower and out the door in 10 minutes if I have to.
Show us something you can't leave home without.
I never thought I'd say this, but I really can't leave home without it:

new cell phone

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:33:15 -0400

What's your average sleep time?
about 3-4 hours. I'd often kill someone for 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Are you an early bird or a late sleeper?
late if I can swing it. Dogs never let me though
Do you find it hard to fall asleep, or do you go right out?
impossible.
Have you ever slept somewhere other than a bed?
hasn't everyone? this is the question that often disappears in memes
Show us sleep.

Bella & Mazie after Doggie Day Care

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:29:08 -0400

What type of work do you do?
I am a librarian. My official title is "Assistant Circulation Manager" which means I'm responsible for supervising 14 people as well as doing a metric assload of day to day circ stuff. But I do like it most days.
What would be your dream job?
Courtesan.
Have you ever volunteered, or done work for a charity?
Yes, from time to time.
Do you like what you do?
most days.
Show us something that is work related.
The view from my desk.

Deskview

nobody@vox.com(uncagedbird) — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:39:57 -0500

Did you kiss anyone at midnight on New Years?
Yes.
Are your holiday decorations still up?
I didn't put any up to begin with, so no.
Did you gain weight over the holidays, and if so how do you plan on getting rid of it?
Nope. In fact, I lost another 2 pounds.
Do you play video games?
Only if I'm very bored at work. Used to play a lot of Ms. Pacman though.
Do you have pets? Let's see them.
Yep. And I've posted a number of photos of them, but here's a couple more: