5 posts tagged “funny”
Lexie, one of my best friend's daughter (and actually someone I adore), is on youtube. And is fucking funny. Watch. Enjoy.
I don't generally post jokes but this one amused me slightly. I still don't "get" breast implants. But then, I don't "get" most plastic surgery procedures.
Apple announced today that its next offering is a breast implant that can store and play mp3s. The iTit will cost $499-$699 depending on cup size and storage size, which are unrelated.
This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
It's freaking hysterical!
I never watch afternoon TV. I'm never at a place I can. But I'm packing to move out of the house, and I turned Ellen's talk show on, and she's reliving the best moments of 2006. This was #1: