2 posts tagged “pickup line”

1. What's your sign?
   Stop.  What's yours?
   
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
   3AM is the morning.  And, yes, I am.
   
3. Where have you been all my life?
   Standing next to you, baby.  The fact that you haven't seen me leads me to believe you're blind and stupid.
   
4. Do you have a bf/gf, wife or husband?
   Yep.  All of the above.  Why?  Do you want to fuck them too?
   
5. Show us something cheesy.
   
   

   Discoman3
   
   

What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Submitted by ShellEy.

Hmmm.  The worst one comes at work all the time:

"You're a librarian...can I check you out sometime?"  or some variation thereof. 

People...don't use that on a librarian.  It's old.  Now the cute guy tonight?  With the tons of questions about his PIN and what it would give him access to?  That was not bad.