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yes, it's a meme...gakked from JennyExiled
And it's fairly accurate.  Hmmm....

***What Uncagedbird Means***

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.
And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.
You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.
You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.
Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

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Because I'm procrastinating.

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I'm bored at work tonight, so I found this meme from one of my myspace friend's blogs. Do with it what you will...

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total tab.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount. (Total, if you've done everything listed is $1305)

My Tab is $970

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $15
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $205
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $5
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $25
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $10
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

So what’s your tab?

Gakked from candid candace:

1. Where was the last place you held hands?
   Not what I wanted to do but on the way into the bar on Saturday night.  I don't do PDA.
   
2. Are you smart?
   Yes.  Last IQ test I took had me well above average.
   
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
   Only if I fall asleep in the room with the TV.  I don't have one in my bedroom.  Don't want one in my bedroom.  Won't ever have one in my bedroom.
   
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
   Probably once or twice.  I don't really remember.
   
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
   Nope.  Never been in one.  I'm a terrible speller.   Which is odd because I have a very large vocabulary and read quite a bit. 
   
6. What was your longest fight with one of your friends?
   Oh!  I was originally going to say no idea, but I just remembered that Sheryl and I didn't speak for about 6 years.
   
7. Are you a fast typer?
   Yep.  Even my mother, who was an office manager/secretary is amazed.
   
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
   No.
   
9. Do you like someone right now?
   In the "pass them notes in high school" sense?  Or in the "I have friends and we like each other" sense?  Either way, yes.
   
10. What happened to your last relationship?
    Romantic relationship, Friends with Benefits relationship, marriage, plain ole friends? I'm not sure what you mean by my "last relationship".
    
11. Do you knock on wood?
    Sometimes.
    
12. Are you drinking anything right now?
    A Newcastle.
    
13. Do you talk about your best friend behind their back?
    Not anything I wouldn't say to their face.
    
14. Have you ever eaten a bug?
    I ride a bicycle.  Yes I've eaten bugs. 
    
15. Do you miss someone right now?
    Yes. There are those I don't get to spend enough time with.
    
16. What do you want for Christmas?
    Same thing I wanted last holiday season:  to have the house sell and be divorced.
    
17. Do you know the muffin man?
    Yep.  He's part of my circle of friends.
    
18. Do you talk in your sleep?
    Used to.  Haven't had anyone tell me in awhile that I do.
    
19. Do you remember your 1st crush?
    Not really.  First girlfriend, first boyfriend yes (see a former QotD).
    
20. Have you ever flown a kite?
    Yes.  Not my favorite thing to do though.  But it's better than bowling.
    
21. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
    Gene's, Saturday night.
    
22. Do you consider yourself successful?
    Yes.  I like what I do, I like who I am, I like where I live.  What more do you need?
    
23. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone
    A lot. 
    
24. Have you ever asked for a horse?
    Yes.  And got riding lessons for years.  My feeling is a horse is like a boat.  You don't really want your own, but having a friend with one is fabu.
    
25. Plans for tomorrow?
    Work.  Other than that, I don't make plans.
    
26. What did you do this past weekend?
    Friday with the gang, Saturday day working around the house, Saturday night with Gene, Sunday working on my class.
    
27. Miss being at school right now?
    I'm teaching at the moment (online class) so I don't need to miss it.
    
28. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
    And meant it?  I guess when forced to tell my mother I do.  Other than that?  I have no idea.
    
29. Who’s your hero?
    Hmmm.  I don't know how to answer this question.  Never have.  There are people I admire, but I couldn't say they were my "hero". 
    
30. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
    Yep.  The only time I ever got caught cutting school was the time I cut to write my term paper.  It's also the time I got expelled for it.
    
31. What are you looking forward to?
    Friday & the long weekend.
    
32. If you could be stranded with one person for 24 hours, who would it be?
    Just one?  Only for 24 hours?  Hmmm... Jodie Foster, Nic Cage, Roger Federer, Helen Hunt, Johnny Depp, Katherine Moennig
    
33. Have you ever eaten dog food?
    No. 
    
34. Can you handle the truth?
    I would like to think so. 
    
35. Do you like green eggs and ham?
     I do not like them, Sam I am.  And I have tried them.
    
36. What 3 things do you always bring with you?
    Always?  Nothing that's not permanently attached.  Most of the time?  Cell phone, keys, ID.
    
37. Any cool scars?
    None visible.  Do tattoos count?
    
38. Do you truly hate anyone?
    Yes.
    
39. What’s your deepest secret?
    Nice try. 
    
40. How often do you talk on the phone?
    As little as possible.  I prefer email.
    
41. Do you believe in love?
    Unconditional love?  No.
    
42. Is there something you want that you can’t have?
    Yes and no.  Nothing tangible. 
    
43. Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
    Strange question.  Yes.  Multiple times a day.
    
44. When was your last time you cried?
    2 Fridays ago.
    
45. Who did you last hug?
    Hmmm....I can't remember who I hugged last.  Tracy Ann, maybe?
    
46. Do you get along with your family?
    Some of them.
    
47. Where is your phone?
    Right next to me.
    
48. What was the last thing you ate?
    Yummy leftovers from Casa Tina.  I really want them to name that dish after me, since I'm the one who "invented" it.
    
49. Favorite color?
    Green
    
50. Last movie you saw?
    Theatre:  The Queen  Home:  I'd have to check my netflix queue for the last thing that wasn't a TV show.
    
51. What song are you listening to?
    Nothing right now, but in heavy rotation:  Maggie May (the Melissa Etheridge version), Fix You Up (Tegan and Sara), the entire Laurel Canyon soundtrack, Destroyer's Rubies.
    
52. What do you want?
    Nothing tangible.  Now if the question was who do you want, there are many answers to that.
    
53. Can you drive?
    Very well.
    
54. What T.V. show do you watch most frequently?
    CSI because it's ALWAYS on.
    
55. Who was the last person you called?
    Mike.
    

Alright.  I generally don't post my results if I take an internet quiz.  (Does anyone really care what color lipstick I am or what type of shoe I would be?  I didn't think so.)  Internet quizzes are a momentary guilty pleasure of mine.  I see someone took a quiz, posted the results to their blog, with the obligatory link to the quizilla or the like and I click and take the quiz.  Sometimes I'm amused (most often when I'm amused it goes on my blog); sometimes I'm surprised (would anyone who knows me take me for a CFM red leather spiked heel? Honestly?  I'm much more of a CFM red leather knee-high high-heeled boot).  Most often though, I'm bored by the end of the quiz and don't much care what the result is enough to put it on my blog. 

So where am I going with this?  I was perusing my blogroll this morning when I should have been laying out the vinyl tiles in the small bathroom (woo hoo for the net to make procrastination so easy) and The Itinerant Librarian had a "What Color is Your Brain" quiz.  Now, I've always assumed that my brain was kind of a whitish grey color with red and blue blood running through it in various places.  What color my mind is is an entirely different story.  So, being the semantic fool I am, I figured I'd see what color my brain is.  As opposed to my mind.  Which shouldn't have a color unless I'm having a conversation with a synaesthetic. 

The answer amused me.  So I'm posting it.  Whoda thunk it.  I would have put my money on the red.  You know, to go with the shoes.

   

       
       
   

   

        What Color is Your Brain?
   

   

ORANGE:

At work or in school: I need to be "hands on": I like to play games, to compete, and to perform. I enjoy flexibility, changes of pace, and variety. I have difficulty with routine and structure. My favorite subjects are music, art, theatre, and crafts. I often excel in sports. I like solving problems in active ways and negotiating for what I want. I can be direct and like immediate results.
With friends: Planning ahead bores me because I never know what I want to do until the moment arrives. I like to excite my friends with new and different things, places to go, and romantic moments.
With family: I need a lot of space and freedom. I want everyone to have fun. It is hard for me to follow rules, and I feel we should all just enjoy one another.
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Gakked from my friend Tracy Ann's myspace page.  and since there's very little I want to do at work today, here ya go:

1.YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name):
Lynne Dawn

2.YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/mother on your dad's side and your favourite candy):

Laura Swedish Fish

3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name and first two or three letters of your last name):

T-ReE

4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (favourite colour and favourite animal):

Blue Frog

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and city you were born in):

Lynne Philadelphia

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first three letters of your last name, last three letters of mother's maiden name, first three letters of your pet's name):

Reeprimai

7. YOUR JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards):

Ennyl

8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on):

Beau Kirk

9. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favourite colour and the automobile your dad drives):

The Blue Pathfinder

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate):

Anna Panang

I'm supposed to be working on my resume because I have an interview with a tutoring center tomorrow, but instead have been fucking around with iPhoto.  I know it's not the best photo editing software in the world, but I'm having fun with it.  I don't worry about the artistic quality of my photos, I take them to have fun.  And this was was fun to take and fun to play with.

Kiersty and Dizzy