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    <subtitle>I might as well just go commando</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>I Love The Onion</title>   
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        <p>just for stories like this:</p>
<p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 1.25em"><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_women_increasingly_choosing">Report: Women Increasingly Choosing Dead-End Careers Over Dead-End Relationships</a></span></strong></p>
<p>Snip:</p>
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<p>&quot;Avoiding dying alone at all costs is no longer the primary goal for many of today&#39;s women,&quot; Detweiller said. &quot;Every year, millions of educated females discover that they can be just as underappreciated and ignored in the workplace as they can while doting on loutish and inattentive boyfriends.&quot;</p>
<p>In addition to an overall increase in those settling for absolutely futureless secretarial or librarian positions, the study showed that more women are now choosing dead-end occupations conventionally dominated by men, such as accounting and data entry.</p></blockquote>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>note to self...</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-13T00:49:57Z</published>
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        <p>Watching last night Colbert Report.<br />Must go find this month&#39;s<em> Atlantic Monthly</em>.<br />The article MUST be satire.&#160; Gawd, I hope it&#39;s satire.<br />Ohgod, <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200803/single-marry">it&#39;s online</a>.&#160; Must go read.</p><p>Another note to self:&#160; you settled once, never ever ever again.<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>oh yeah...</title>   
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        <p>we&#39;re cool enough to <a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/librarian/3prosandcons.html">make McSweeney&#39;s</a>...</p><p>Snip:<br /><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: times, times new roman"><strong>Ten reasons to be a librarian</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">You totally get to classify things.
 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">Where else are you going to ruin a person&#39;s day over a 20-cent fine?
 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">The funky glasses make you easily mistaken for a hipster.
 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">You can make up whatever you want and people will believe you just because you&#39;re a librarian.</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: times, times new roman"><strong>Ten reasons <u>not</u> to be a librarian</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">Who wants to go to grad school for two years to learn theory you will never use?
 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">Those little punk teenagers on skateboards.
 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">People kind of expect you to know things.
 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times, times new roman">If you know enough
about how to find information to be a good librarian, you can
definitely make more money doing something else. </span></p>I love my job.</p><p>More at the link above....<br /></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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